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xp_chameleon) wrote2026-03-28 09:35 pm
xp_chameleon) wrote2026-03-28 09:35 pm
The FBI is on to me!
Okay not really probably, but I swear the same black car has been following me around for like a week????
And before anyone asks, yes I am in fact drunk and unable to tell cars apart even when I'm sober, so maybe I'm just seeing different black cars. But there sure are a lot of them! Aren't they supposed to have license plates?
It's just funnier to think the FBI finally looked up my Google search history.
And before anyone asks, yes I am in fact drunk and unable to tell cars apart even when I'm sober, so maybe I'm just seeing different black cars. But there sure are a lot of them! Aren't they supposed to have license plates?
It's just funnier to think the FBI finally looked up my Google search history.
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